Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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