I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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