didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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