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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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