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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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