I just cut my nipple shaving
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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