There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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