I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
3pm strippers are depressing
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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