it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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