My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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