I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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