ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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