Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Randomize
