Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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