I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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