He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
BRING THE BAGELS
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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