Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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