At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He better not be in your backpack
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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