I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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