Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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