we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
