I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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