Where is the hickey?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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