Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
kristin has been a bad kristin
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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