i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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