Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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