Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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