I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize