Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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