My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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