all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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