I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
