it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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