wanna go halves on a baby?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
Randomize
