I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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