i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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