I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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