I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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