absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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