after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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