Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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