he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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