Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
