So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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