Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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