I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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