piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
