i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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