no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
