I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
there is glitter all over my balls
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