He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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