I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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