I just cut my nipple shaving
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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